Holiday Hell

One of my friends asked me to write a poem called " Holiday Hell " Well here it is Kim { Fiction }     Holiday Hell   This story I will tell The story of the holiday from hell The family gathering is upon us again They come, for just one day But here till the new year they will stay   Some I haven't seen since their visit last year I now remember why and I head for the beer This soon turns into the holiday from hell That's why now I'm drinking rum as well   They soon found me hiding outside My escape from holiday hell didn't work So pass me the rum I will have it for dessert They say the lord gave us rum, for what it's worth To keep the Scottish from inheriting the earth   This great family gathering Turned into the great holiday from hell The day after from what I can recall Was sure not that great as well   Never drink rum and skip your dessert You may wake up in nothing but a skirt I awaken knowing something was wrong The rest I think you can figure out From the words in the song   By Ray Hamilton Better known as { Not a poet and I know it! } © Copyright 11 / 2008 All rights Reserved       The Scotsman song - Bob and Tom Mp3             Click Picture below to visit me at The Poet's Nest

 

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Kilt-wearing Scots with no underware? They'd love you at my Lord of the Rings fansite! (Hunky guys in kilts is a favorite subject there. They're all women except for me) And those house guests--well, most of mine just eat and leave, so I have no need of the rum. What you need is a nice tree house, Ray. When things get too rough, just climb up and take the ladder up with you. That'll fix 'em.

[Tina Kline]

This is a very amusing and fun poem and I'm sure
versions of it are true for so many!

Tina

[Poetic Injustice]

LOL! Oh how I relate! =0)

[Aspiring Angel]

For some reason the music would not play here for me but of course your words were enogh to make me roll all on their own. LOL
We always hope that our holliday's especially Christmas will somehow be magically perfect. NOT!!! LOL Sill praying here that my
Mother will decide to make an appearance and my wayward son-in-law will just stay away!

Merry Christmas (LOL) No really Merry Christmas Sweetie
Lesa

[darkgurl]

Oh! Ray LOL, This is so wonderful, I like yours, It is to cute

Never drink rum and skip your dessert
You may wake up in nothing but a skirt

This is so cute here, love this....Kim