A Silly Song to Megan

She's Mega, She's Megan
She's Christian; she ain't no Pegan
Even when she's depressed
She is the best
'cause she's Megan

Her sweet friendly ways are infectual
Invites you to a party with transsexuals
She's friends with skaters, jocks and intellectuals
'cause she's Megan

She's so freaking awesome
So much moreso than a opossum
Which are pretty cute
But not quite as astute
As Megan

To have her as a friend you'd be blessed
Cause she's cooler than Skyrim sidequests
And she's a real person which Skyrim is not
Cause she's Megan

The month after April and a thing that you shoot
She is "May-Gun"
She's Megan.