The Irrelevance

Sometimes, I don't want to have feelings. I don't want feelings to exist. Pain. Hatred. Love. They're just distracting. They distract you from life. They're irrelevant.

These feelings, they're irrelevant.
I know it is the truth.
For some reason, though, and I can't help it,
I'm feeling them about you.

I know I only proving my own point,
Because I can't get my mind off of you.
In class, at home,
When I'm on the phone,
It's the only thing I can do.
Oh the irony.
Oh the irrelevance.

Really, I find it funny.
I can't even speak in my own defense.
So I listen to myself saying, yet again,
Oh the irony.
Oh the irrelevance.

My stomach gets butterflies in it when I'm waiting on your reply.
I don't know why.
I wish I didn't feel this way so we could just be friends.
Oh the irony.
And the terrible, horrible irrelevance.

Author's Note

Well. I just made this up on the spot while watching Myth Busters. Let's give it up for duct tape!!!!!

Reviews

[TTBoy28]

Just do it! I like this alot. Keep it up--good job done on a whim!

[Jaeda]

Lool. Heard about that episode. Don't worry about how good others think your writing will be, it's all about what *you* think of it. I personally liked it a lot, because it reminds me of how socially inept I feel most of the time.