That's My Popcorn!

Next time I go on a double-date with my best bud and his girlfriend, I wanna make SURE his girlfriend's gonna be there before I confirm.

That's my popcorn in your hand!
Stop mooching off me, man!
That's my date you're talking to!
You have a girlfriend, dude!

You're supposed to be my best friend,
And be there for me 'till the end,
But if you keep being such a flirt
I'll hit you where it really hurts.