If I Were President......

I was Recently Asked If I was to wake up one day and Be President Who would I Elect to be my Cabinet. I then Asked My friend If there were any limitations, He Replied they must be Qualified.  The Following Is a List of All the Cabinet Positions Compliments of Wikipedia.

 

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates

Attorney General Michael Mukasey

Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne

Secretary of Agriculture Edward Schafer

Secretary of Commerce Carlos Gutierrez

Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao

Secretary of Health and Human Services Michael Leavitt

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Roy Bernardi (Acting) acting what the hell does that mean does that mean He is just pretending to do his job because it is so boring no one actually wants to do it?

Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters

Secretary of Energy Samuel Bodman

Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings

Secretary of Veterans Affairs James Peake

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff

 

Now If I were President this is who would be seated in my cabinet

 

Secretary of State: Greg from the Coffee House

Secretary of The Treasury: My Accountant Vince Vitolone

Secretary of Defense: Chuck Norris /or/ Jackie Chan,

Attorney General: That Right its Reno Time Janet Reno

Secretary of the Interior: Martha Stewart

Secretary of Agriculture: One of the Descendants of John Deere

Secretary of Commerce: Asian Eric

Secretary of Labor: Norma Rae /or/ Steve Miller

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Nurse Kris

Secretary of Housing And Urban Development: Max Gast /or/ Bob vila

Secretary of Transportation: Brad Hill

Secretary of Energy: Thermos

Secretary of Education: Dr. Imann My High School World History and American History  

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Lawn Chair Larry from the Enclave /or/ Last Resort John McCain

Secretary of Homeland Security: Frankie Catena /or/ See options for Secretary of Defense

 

I am Shadow walker Good Night and Good Luck