Hunting Wild Boar

Teenagers

Hunting Wild Boar

 

Hunting wild boar

is hands down safer

than trapping wild daughters

with words for weapons.

With a boar

no one will complain

if you use a shotgun,

though if you miss

you might get gored.

With girls, firearms

are frowned on for discipline

and firing out the wrong words

can be enough to call the cops.

Pigs have it all over daughters

if you want a fair chance to win.

 

©2009 David P. Eckert