Designated driver

I'll let your drunk a*s use my phone

If you need to call for a ride home

What's that you little drunken gnome

  you want to write a drunken poem

not under ricohcet's accuont you're not

Oh no that's not what this is about

You need to give your wife a shout

So she can bring the cash to bail you out

 

No dude p***y doesn't rhyme with drunk

      Or alcoholic little s**t a*s punk

I should have locked your a*s in the trunk

If i'd known you were gonna get this skunked

 

No dog I don't play that way anymore

I've seen this movie a few times before

Got my a*s kicked by bouncers galore

 had my sorry a*s thrown through a door

 

 threw up on that cop's big black shoes

Got Beaten with night sticks on Fox news

Wallet keys and car I manage to lose

All that s**t started with a couple of brews

 

I'm taking your drunk a*s back to your place

No way are you throwing up in my space

You can wake up on your lawn a disgrace

With a big german shepard humping your face

 

Wouldn't that be a beautiful sight

Raped by dog in the pale morning light

What in the f**k did we do last night

You're gonna give birth to puppies fleabite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Pax]

the pic made me laugh...as well as the poem.. another humor from you my friend..great!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reading

[That_Guy]

"threw up on that cop's big black shoes
Got Beaten with night sticks on Fox news
Wallet keys and car I manage to lose
All that s**t started with a couple of brews"

awesome stanza Bro

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanx and thank you for reading

[That_Guy]

Anytime