14 truths about chicks

Inspired by that girl. Thanks Baby

1. What chicks say they are attracted to and what they're actually attracted to are two different things
2. Chicks give the worst dating advice to guys
3. Being her "friend" first is a sure fire way to destroy any chance you have of getting her into bed.
4. If she says you're "friends" you're gay to her.
5. If she says "you're a nice guy" that's chick talk for you're a sexless Eunuch.
6. Chicks can lose interest in a guy in seconds.
7. If you tell her to much about yourself she will get bored with you
8. If your personality lacks an unpredictable, even slightly dangerous edge, she will get bored with you.
9. Chicks are just as sexual as guys are. It just fluctuates with their moods.
10.The guy a chick marries and the guy that she cheats with are two totally different types of guys.
11. Chicks cheat as much if not more than guys do. They're just smarter about getting away with it.
12. If you attract a chick with a certain style then change after you have her she'll think you're not genuine
13. The number one reason chicks break up with guys is the guy isn't who she thought he was.
14. The number one reason a chick will tell the guy she's breaking up with him "I'm not ready for a relationship."

Reviews

[DIVYA]

I agree and I admire you Baby for being so clever at figuring it all out about...chicks! My sincere appreciation on this very cute piece. You are truly a man of many thoughts and words.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[chandlerl]

ahahahaha, i quite enjoyed this one. Even though i'm a girl i mostly agree with just about eveything you said. XD

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Epipsychologist]

It took me a long time to realize that just like I knew terrible b******s who deserved to be neutered and spent most of their time actively making the world a shittier place, there were female equivalents who, despite being attractive, were actually just really bad people. I'm good friends with about 1% of the men I know and would probably hate spending much time with 50% of that other 99%.

1. True
2. True
3. Not always
4. False
5. More or less
6. Yes, But men can fall in love immediately, which isn't more fair.
7. True
8. True, but completely consistent people suck.
9. True, but in general some people are more sexual than others.
10. True, same goes for guys and their wives and lovers.
11. IDK probably
12. True. Lotharios aren't fake people, they're just good at demonstrating confidence in their own personalities.
13. People break up for a lot of stupid reasons.
14. They're just leaving out "with you."

I recently underwent similar experiences. Be consistently understanding and eventually she'll regret not noticing your character.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for your reply

[Baby Ricochet]

None of the 14 truths are "bad things" about women and nothing about human behavior is absolute. Once you've in the friends zone with a chick you've got a better chance of breaking out of guantanamo bay than getting her into bed. #1 and 2 women will say what nice girls are supposed to say and to a degree they believe it but if you wonder about the discrepancy between the prince charming she's describing and the cocky a*****e she's sleeping with it all starts to fall into place

[Epipsychologist]

True that nothing's absolute. I just think some people find the friend zone to be a dead zone, when really most guys just try to get out of it by being emotional their their female friends, which isn't the way. They need to think if you f**k nothing will change. Also, Most guys don't realize that being confident and being an a*****e are two different things. Some girls do like a******s. Those girls are unfortunate.

[Pax]

lol.... thank you for sharing this my friend...
i enjoyed this very much!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

You're welcome Mr pax

[Tai Ryens]

Enticing . . . and, surprising enough, I've had enough life experience to know that half of these are true. Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

And as the years go by you'll find out the other half are true too. It isn't that chicks are sneaky or mean or difficult. They don't think or operate the way guys do. That's all

[Annabelle Lee]

i object.... well, no. nevermind. haa right on the dot,ricochet

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review

[Ruth]

lol Huh huh ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Steven]

lol, I like how 12 leads into 13. I think 6 isn't completely accurate though. Milliseconds. haha

[Baby Ricochet]

It can be quick

[Mary]

hahahahaha! meh! a collection of stereotypes, well listed. But I suppose that for each female stereotype, there's one abut males.

[Baby Ricochet]

Of course there is.

[Mary]

Very much enjoyed... A good chuckle

[KAOlmsted]

Interesting...#4 made me laugh out loud; I call you my friend all the time ;-)

I think the only "truth" I disagree with, on a personal note, is #1. I have always said I like big and blond and, lo and behold, I like big and blond...dumb helps, but it's not a requisite...not like if he's big and blond and smart that's a deal breaker...it just makes him harder to train. And #3 is depressing...refer to my objection to #4 ;-)

This was quite entertaining, Baby...thanks to Avy for inspiring the list.

[Baby Ricochet]

"truths" about human behavior are open to variables. They're not science law.

[KAOlmsted]

Which is why I said "on a personal note" ;-) You should do one about Marines; I think we would ALL love to see those truths :-D There's bound to be some really good ones in that clever mind of yours.