Writerscafe wanna be starta

What am I doing on writerscafe
Dirty limericks and silly tirades
Writing nonsense just to kill time
Maybe it's just a way to unwind
Low brow king sized potty mouth
Horny Hyena born in the south
Definitely have a deviant streak
Self indulgent and morally weak
Sent off to war I volunteered
Man that s**t got f*****g weird
Some s**t went down I'll never say
Keep it inside to my very last day
Sometimes I like to write really dark
Or maybe just go off on a lark
Something crazy stupid bizarre
Maybe I go just a little to far
I read the RRs I get for some yucks
Some of them rule some of them suck
If it's to long my span of attention
Wanders off to another dimension
My favorite site writer is only fourteen
And he's probably more mature than me
Some of his work just blows me away
The kid's got talent that goes on for days
Another Ricochet tirade for you to read
Verbal crapola so your brain can feed
Just another writer wanna be starta
Who can bench press a Mazda Miada
Maybe it's time to go off to bed
Chase all the demons out of my head
Sleeping soundly is what I expect
And If I'm lucky I'll dream about sex

Reviews

[DIVYA]

Stay on Baby...you know you are good! :)

[Pax]

i find a lot of young writes here in wc...
and your very right... they are really inspiring...
and you are too... like everyone here...
keep writing my friend.

[Annabelle Lee]

haha. Not too shabby, Ricochet! It doesn't matter what you're writing for. Just keep doing it! We need to keep you around. If only for a lugh or a cry. Or just to get pissed off.

And wtf. wc wont let me cuss anymore... im sick of seeing stars

[Baby Ricochet]

The wc is censoring you? I didn't know it could do that. That's all kinds of messed up

[Annabelle Lee]

yeah. s**t looks like s**t and f*****g looks like f*****g. grrrr.

[Frieda P]

Oh c'mon who else is gonna write this brilliant crapola. Love it.... ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you frieda

[Lina Grey]

Some of the kids on here are freaking incredible! Like Tai, I'm blown away just every time. I think everything i read of him is automatically added to my favorites list...
at least you know yourself well enough :) though you might have forgotten how funy your "Verbal crapola" is hun...

[Baby Ricochet]

Tai is one seriously talented young man. Thank you for the review

[Lina Grey]

welcome :)

[KAOlmsted]

I always feel a little dressed down when Tai reviews me, like he is shaking his head at me *laugh* Horny Hyena??? I did a spit take ;-) "Another Ricochet tirade for you to read; Verbal crapola so your brain can feed..." Stop taking the piss out of us...we like your verbal crapola. Now I'm off to look at porn. See you later :-p

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you

[KAOlmsted]

Always my pleasure ;-)

[That_Girl]

"Low brow king sized potty mouth
Horny Hyena born in the south" Best. Lines. EVER. :D

Yeah, Tai is pretty brilliant isn't he? :) You should check out Cole Hayley. He's less dark but they are somewhat similar in their writings, I think. I enjoy him quite a bit.

Great poem!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thankyou

[Richard Man]

That just about wraps it up then... for the present. Get the backing track sorted and then MnM eat your heart out.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[KeeD]

haha that's cool. And I agree some of the kids on here write so excellently it's hard to say they're kids. I love the ending you have that pinch of good humor in your poems that just make them stand out from the rest, i love it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[quinfinn]

this was a pure joy to read, full of humor and sentiment for friends. sweet dreams, BR....

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[quinfinn]

yeppir!