Don't Open That Refrigerator!

No, it's not about Jeffery Dahmer.

      Don't open that Refrigerator!
           Pure evil lurks inside
      If you open so much a crack
      You'll need a place to hide

      It was cleaned last century
        Now it's all gone wrong
     It turned to an abomination
      That festered far to long

     That Pizza from last month
     I heard it crawling around
       Making evil satanic pizza
         cheesy gushy sounds

   A zombie chicken apocalypse
    Brews on the bottom shelf
     If it gets out in the open
     It's everyman for himself

  There's a gooey sticky liquid
       oozing around inside
  It burst from a mutant orange
     That turned to cyanide

   I don't want to think about
  what might be in that crisper
    If you stand to close to it
  You can hear an evil whisper

  Don't open that refrigerator!
  It's a highway straight to hell
   Your lungs will be putrefied
    by the horror of the smell

  Five year old fermented eggs
        Bread from 1984
   Chinese food growing vines
That wrapped around the door

Milk that turned to toxic gas
   Cheese that lost its blue
Green biscuits and butter tubs
      All chasing after you

Don't open that refrigerator!
  Not until the end of days
 A giant vortex will appear
  and suck everyone away

Author's Note

Just for yucks. Ya know what I mean?

Reviews

[Lina Grey]

uhhh and I was about to go eat something too... suddenly not hungry. lol nice poem Baby

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you lina

[Lina Grey]

:)

[Jamie Cook]

Delicious. But oh my gawd!!!!!! that photo made me die! basically school dragging me out of bed, this was awesome and sounded very good...oooh i know what i want for dinner some of that bread! :D......*throws up a little from the thought* Jeezes =_=anyways awesome job!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jamie

[Michael G.]

Yucks. A very good word here. Good write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mr g

[Richard Man]

A chilling experience. A cool poem by IC one male, a true freezer geezer. Do you remember a film " Joe's apartment" which had the all singing and dancing cockroaches? This is where the fridge ended up, I am sure.

[Richard Man]

I do public readings of my and other writer's stuff. Can I use this?.... I don't get paid ....so tough-s**t if you were expecting fame and fortune or $ signs were flashing strobe-like in front of your eyes.... However I would like to give you big-up respect and credits if yes.

[Baby Ricochet]

Sure. Blast it over an intercom . Thanks for stopping by Mr Man.

[KAOlmsted]

xD What??? I so wanted it to be about Jeffrey Dahmer!

All kidding aside, this was incredibly fun to read. And it reminded me: time to clean out the leftovers from the fridge. I don't know why I put them in there; I never eat them. I guess I like to chill my garbage before I throw it away xD

Thanks for posting this...I'm still laughing.

[Baby Ricochet]

Chill your garbage. Now that's funny

[Richard Man]

A brilliant concept .... chilled garbage....new diet product... Tesco's new range "Trash-can ready meals"....

[KAOlmsted]

xD

[Relic]

hahahaha, awesome poetry Ric. In my humble opinion this should be on the popular page for sure. Excellent rhymes and humor. This is going into my favorites. Yuck yeah! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Relic

[Relic]

You're very welcome.

[Pete Langley]

We already know you eat other stuff in the kitchen, man - and I take it you dine in restaurants? Nice one. P

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you pete

[Rosalind Gale]

"Bread from 1984" - he-he, made me laugh that did - was that a random choice of year? I was 9 then - we always had Hostess White Bread in the fridge.
-x-

[Baby Ricochet]

4 rhymes with door. Thanks for stopping by Rosalind. I'm glad you enjoyed this poem

[Rosalind Gale]

You are welcome, Baby.

[Richard Man]

Yer but Winston Smith's room 101 1984 Fridge would contain 9 year old ratatouille.

[DIVYA]

HAHAHA!!
That sounds like a virtual graveyard and a smelly one too!
I can just picture the crawling maggots on the zombie chicken and moulds as big as trees on the cheese!

A perfect picture of of rot and decay! Enjoyed thoroughly!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[DIVYA]

:) I did. A lot.