The Girl or The Cat

Time for some silly fun

My cat loves me, not my girlfriend
She says I'm the only p***y for you
She rubs my chins purring away
It's a feline love so true

My girlfriend loves me, not my cat
She says that feline's a little b***h
She rubs against me purring away
It's a woman's love so rich

One fine day I may have to choose
between my girlfriend and my cat
I'm not to sure what I should do
About this silly little caveat

My girl she loves me oh so true
With her I know where I'm at
But I'll tells ya a little secret
I'm not getting rid of my cat

Author's Note

The captcha was "pachypod." Sounds like some kind of skin condition.

Reviews

[Kaylor Mason]

Ha! This one's great . . . I've known many women that I'd willingly trade for a cat. At least cats are easier to get along with

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes they are

[Acucena G.]

Great poem , I liked it

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Acucena G.]

you are welcome

[Michael G.]

Ha!

[Baby Ricochet]

:-)

[Michael G.]

Had a cat once. Named her Worthless. She took care of the pro shop and clubhouse.

[KAOlmsted]

Wicca is a keeper, dude...but so's the girl...damn, Baby, this really is a kettle of fish...oh...cats like fish...I love cats...I'm all over the place with this one...made me laugh, for sure ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

But of course ;-)

[Annabelle Lee]

Haha.... what fun. This was wonderful

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks dog

[Pete Langley]

Love it. Love it. Choosey, aintcha? Cats are for life mate, ain`t they? Nice one. P.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pete

[Androglossia]

LMAO can't stop laughing. Keep your girlfriend and get rid of the pussycat. Your girlfriend has a p***y too so there's nothing to lose. Ooops..

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you Maryanne

[Muse]

the ending..chuckle. And who said that "dog" was a man's best friend? lol

Is your girlfriend only nice to you when you feed her? Our cat thinks with its stomach..nothing else.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL. There's a few other things that make her happy. Thanks for stopping by Muse

[Tate Morgan]

Pets always are so endearing they never have an opinion lol

[Baby Ricochet]

No cats just want to be adored

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Haha I like this. Cats are interesting creatures. I have two of them myself, but I only consider them houseguests--they go in and out of the house as they please, feed from an automatic feeder and occasionally allow me to pet them, but that's about it. Women...well, I guess some of us can be a little like cats at times. LOL

[Baby Ricochet]

My cat's an indoor princess. Thank you Girl Friday