Six (or Seven) Main Tips for, How to be an Entertainment Model...,

Good Focus on Role Playing Games. (a likeable composition, by Derek A.)

 

In Praise and Furtherment, of Safer, Peaceful, Beneficial Entertainment...,

(Important: We will only Honor in these Three Categories...,!)

 

To further announce, that the three type of honored, by myself, and other peaceful, very good looking, are exclusively to either these three primary medium:

 

Primaries(2): (We Are Only Willing To Honor in These Three Categories,!!!!!!,)

1. Role Playing Games.

And, Also,

2. Television Series. (Preferably, Science Fiction and Fantasy, Exclusively,!)

3. Rock Music.

4. Film.

5. Science Fiction.

 

Secondly,

There are only Three Ways that One Can Make it as a Celebrity.

1. First off, only through substantial accreditation (!!!), in the subject field. Particularly, for an Ivy.(!!!!!!,)

2. Through competent and professional portfolio work. (generally written, or visual arts, or composition, or performance,!!!, professional quality only,!!!,)

3. Through substantial hours of music played,!!!, generally at least over 800(!!!,), or at least over 1000 hours(!!!,), worth of instrumental performance,(!!!).

4. In Addition, Only Incredible Good Looking(Top One or Two Phenotype,Only,), Intelligent (SAT 1430+, or higher,), Ivy Class Individuals (Tier One, or higher,!!!,), Should be Allowed to Qualify as Celebrities,!!!!!!,).

 

Various Main Entertainment Groups recognize in generally six categories(!!!), Arts, Literature, Film,& Theatre, Music, Television, Genre, and Sciences,(!!!!!!)

 

Please Keep In Mind,

 

1. All My Musician and My Actor Celebrities count, as Music Celebrities, and Television Celebrities, and as Film Celebrities..

 

2. Highly Important: I, Derek, Only Acknowledge My Own Musicians, and My Own Actor and Models Celebrities, Which, Are My Own Age(!!!!!!), and My Own Matching GPA,(!!!!!!), This Is Important,(!!!!!!), I only recognize Ivies, who are My Own Age, and Exact Matching GPA.(!!!!!!,)

 

That in order to insure a Safer world, we should only acknowledge, these three types of celebrities, to mention again: (1) Role Playing Game Celebrities, (2) Television Series Celebrities, (3) Intensive Rock Music, (4) Film Making, and (5) Science Fiction.

(It is Important that Hobbies be Safe, and Quiet, and Very Good Looking,!, and Likeable,!, and Good Enjoyable!,)

 

As an important Article: In Order to Make it Successful, in whichever field, one must be expected to manufacture, in one of those Three safely acknowledged fields. Respect Quiet Hobbies, and Extra High Quality Science Fiction Television, Please...,

 

Thank You.

Thankfully,

Derek.,

 

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Bonus, Six (or Seven) Important Guidelines for Being an Entertainment Celebrity, or an Entertainment Model. (Some of these Guidelines are Totally Mandatory!,)

 

1. Smoke Cigarettes. If you look in the pages of certain fashion magazines, you'll quite often find that there's what's referred to as an industry coolometer, which consists of a set of 11 cool value category exams. A good way to increase your coolometer, is to smoke menthol cigarettes. Also, if smoked properly, they will help you relax, calmly, and contribute gracefully, for more improved health terms.

 

2. Get a distinctive tattoo. A good sexy tattoo will copyright or trademark your good looks celebrity, and your good looking celebrity entertainment model. It's so individuals will know which good looking modeling group you happen to be in.

 

3. Total Sobriety is Mandatory. In order to stay good photogenic, and incredible good looking, one has to stay totally sober. Total Total Sobriety is Totally Mandatory. Thank you.

 

4. Total Sobriety, and Good Showering, are Totally Mandatory. Good showering grants lighter features, and grants pointier features. Showering also enhances in other ways that are beneficial, and Very, Very Good Looking. As mentioned, Total Showering is Totally Totally Mandatory, for Everyone.

 

5. Skip Breakfasts. (And Stay Physically Fit.)

 

6. Read Books. (And Play Music.) (And, Watch Television.)

 

Also:

7. Be a Shy Individual. Be shy, And good individuals, will prefer your company more often.

 

Thank You Kindly.

Derek.,

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Also....
(Important: For immediate connection notes, I only use, and employ, myself, or, direct family members, only, as contacts, or as friends. Only myself, or my direct family members, only(!!!). This colleague list, of course, includes actual direct siblings, but does not include cousins. This is important. Sorry.)....,

Reviews

[Derek29]

Also, monitor your SATs. A 1240 score is sufficient to make a publishing celebrity. A 1300 score minimum or higher, is required to be a TV star, or a movie extra. These days, a 1380+ score or higher, is required for a major movie actor, a major somebody, or a troupe leader.
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Derek’s vintage, is...,
At least 380,000,000,000 percent of Derek’s vintage are incredible incredible good looking, incredible incredible moral good, incredible incredible intelligent, incredible incredible educated, incredible incredible Solid Top Heavy, incredible incredible Powerfully Sexually Experienced, and incredible incredible morally infallible.
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[Derek29]

The following is important!!!.
Apparent to me, the system ideally goes by subject. Our musicians represent our GPAs in music, and math. Our writers represent our GPAs, in English. And our actors and actresses represent our GPAs in various particular individual subjects, per genre.
That is correct!!!.
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Also, it has been correctly identified, that a main client can produce a film director, pending a year at college. Or, per a proper portfolio, of illustration, cinematography, or written work, is also good accepted.
The above rulings apply, to the main client, only.(!!!)
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Mandatory Ruling: Celebrities are non-transferable.(!!!)
Models are non-transferable, as well.(!!!)
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Also, another article: Remember to Attend extracurriculars in high school. Some think attending extracurriculars is generally always worth good free points(!!!). Some say it reflects on your report card, per the appropriate subject, or subjects.
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There was another theory about height qualifier. Some think a celebrity’s height is correctly correlated to the educative grade in which the celebrity was compiled in. For instance, if a celebrity were compiled in 9th grade, they’d be 5ft 10in, of 5ft 11in. If they were compiled in their sophomore year of college, they’d be 6ft 3in.
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[Derek29]

Derek A. is the greatest video director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. is the greatest commercial director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. is the greatest Inspirationist director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. is the Best Science Fiction writer and director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. Is The Highest Premium Quality Erotica writer, director, and Omega star performer, of all time,!!,

[Derek29]

Derek A. is the greatest video director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. is the greatest commercial director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. is the greatest Inspirationist director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. is the Best Science Fiction writer and director, of all time,!!,
Derek A. Is The Best Erotica writer, director, and Omega star performer, of all time,!!,
Thank you,

[Derek29]

what are all these questions about ryan, and alex, from california, these days,?, i mean, what’s up with that, right,?,

[Derek29]

Computer graded morality exams are Mandatory, for actors. The Computer stores their morality score, and then grades it, in terms of likeability...,
A good morality is especially important, for acting.
Also, Computer graded personality exams are Mandatory, for actors, as well.
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Incidentally, our height generally correlates to our gpa in civics, some think....,
Physical fitness is generally correlated to our fitness gpa.
Major endowment is generally correlated to our Sciences gpa, and gpa’s, in general.
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Mandatory Ruling; In event someone has at least one semester of college, then they are only authorized to play humans, mammals, and birds. (The same applies if your GPAs are all above 80, or higher.)
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White complexion is correlated with our gpa in literature, and math, is correct, as well.
A 97 grade or higher, in any subject, can dependably produce an extra good looking model, with extra good looking white hair...,
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There was another theory about height qualifier. Some think a celebrity’s height is correctly correlated to the educative grade in which the celebrity was compiled in. For instance, if a celebrity were compiled in 9th grade, they’d be 5ft 10in, of 5ft 11in.
The same correlator applies to their major endowment. For example, a young female compiled in their 12th grade year, would have a solid 49 inch rack, and a 23in waist, tight. A young woman past her sixth year of college might have a solid 198inch rack, tight, and a 22in waist, very wire tight. A male compiled past their sixth year of college, might have at least 39 inched diameter huge long major endowments.
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Others correctly believe this. Our major endowments are correctly correlated with our sexual experience level. True.
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Correctly: An individual’s Major Endowment, and Own Sexual Prowess, is determined by their sexual experience levels. Of Course.
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Sanity is correlated to Morality.

[Derek29]

Sobriety is correlated to Morality, Of Course.

Good Individuals love Good Chinese Americans,!!!,

Good Christian Living is the Correct Answer,!!!,

2. This correct authentic modern and classic modern standard quality of life system, allows for, and completely mandates, at least 88 percent of the population, meaning those who are objectively checked to be good looking, good moral, above average, and, at least average and at least gifted intelligent, to be especially qualified as happy, and highly content, with an exceptional good high good quality of life.
That is particularly correct, for this off world.
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Also: In order to be trustable with power, one must have 20/30 vision, or better, AND, a year or two of college, or better.
This has been fully testable by The Computer, as very correct. The Computer can permanently kick out all individuals who don’t qualify.
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All evil must be destroyed,!!!,
All bad individuals must be deleted, permanently,!!!,
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Also: we don’t eat eggs, incidentally.
Keep your hip size, very tighter, and incredibly slender.

[Derek29]

1. Generally, and Most Correctly, Correct Hierarchal Systems, for Modern and Classic, are determined by these Six Principal Values: Education, meaning college education; Intelligence, referring to, SAT scores (raw); Good Looks, meaning high phenotype, referring to, OO--; Morality, which is Correctly the Most Important Value in this Set; Sobriety, which will quite often determine the proper speaking leader in a group; and, Good Ethnographic Tier, referring to, white, yellow, and red, ethnicities, only, which is important, to the system, as well. This primary system is made, to cover the main client, of course.
It is highly important we adhere to these rulings, involving classism.
Thank you.
Adherence to these rulings are Mandatory,!!!,
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Also; keep in mind.
The Computer can generally cure a client of at least one to four afflictions. For professional model makers, as well.
This is useful to know.
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Also. Correctly:
The Main Computer only counts a verbal offense, or a language offense, in event they go over two. Please keep in mind. This is a highly, HIGHLY correct ordinance.

All curses have bounce backs.

Thank you.
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A reminder for main reps. The number of A’s, A-‘s, 90+’s, and E’s on your report card, will quite often determine at least how many celebrities you have obtained using gpa guidelines. Keep in mind, as well. Sometimes a 88 or 89, or a VG, is still employable as a celebrity entrant. An 86, or a G, might still count as a basic generic pass. And an 80, might constitute the bare minimum acceptable.
Also, for college students, using the merit point system, sometimes a B+, and an B, can sometimes be used to produce a very suped up pro celebrity model.
Additional celebrities are also often available using portfolio qualifiers.