A Poem by Christopher Todd Dallas

i introduced myself
to your mother yesterday
and then
i ate her

she was high on cholesterol
40% fat
less than 1% of the RDA requirements
took too long to cook

i left her clothing on
like aluminum foil
holding sauce
on a game hen
to keep in the flavor

she had served her family well
and her family was well served
by the chilly in the crockpot...

© 2010 Christopher Todd Dallas

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Diversity in your writing will do more for you than structure or meter.
I misspelled, "chilly." Meant to be, "chili."

Posted 11 Years Ago

Lol! Funny and kind of chilling all in one. Cannibals are kind of creepy to think about. There was a lot of humor in this which lends well to no punctuation and capitalization. This shows a lot of your versatility.

Posted 11 Years Ago

HAH! Witty and funny.

no RDA value but definitely a great read.

Posted 11 Years Ago

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3 Reviews
Added on February 10, 2010
Last Updated on February 10, 2010