Shoving, Car Accidents, What a Pair

Shoving, Car Accidents, What A Pair

"Hey," I said softly to Chris.

"What," he asked.

"Hi," I said soft again he could hear me.

"What," he asked again.

"Hi," I yelled this time and I almost punched him in the face. I hit him in the arm, but almost hit his face.

"If you hit me in the face I will shove you into that crowd of people," he said. In my mind I was thinking and the next day I'm going to follow and kick you down the stairs. You fall. And your butt will hurt and your head and arm.

"Umm Chris why would I hit you in the face," I asked him.

"I got hit in the face by my steering wheel," he said.

"Steering wheel," I questioned.

"I'm serious that's how I am missing some of my eyebrow," he said.

"Ok," I said.

"I got into a car accident and I am missing some of my eyebrow," he said.

"Chris," I said in a high squeaky voice.

"Look," he said. I didn't look.

"Look," he said again.

"No," I said.

"Come on oh wait you missed your chance," I said. I was like oh well and walked on to the school library.