Battle ASSHAT

Inspired by some of the other ASSHAT poems.

I'd listen to the sound of your voice,

But a fork on a glass is more pleasant. 

I'd accept your professional advice,

But then I'd probably get fired.

I'd call you anal retentive,

But your head's occupying that space.

I'd refer to you as a manager,

But that would imply you're a man.

So I'll simply call you an ASSHAT,

Because that is more your style!

Reviews

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Bwahahahahaha! I LOVE IT!

Boy, you are sarcastic!!...who would have thunk it??!! ;D

"I'd call you anal retentive,

But your head's occupying that space."~ I wish I could say this to a few peeps. lol ;)
(but I'll be nice)

I like your retort... well done, Eric.. xx :)

[Eric Pudalov]

Thank you, thank you!! I'm a nice guy, until someone pushes me WAY too far!

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Me too...( then the claws come out)... but I'd hate to scratch someone's eye out...it's terrible on my nails! lol

[Eric Pudalov]

LOL!! That sounds like a line from a hilarious movie.

[Ifreakinloveyou]

"I'd call you anal retentive,
But your head's occupying that space." This is genius :) Best insult ever.

[Eric Pudalov]

Thank you Shelbiegene! I must've been feeling it at the time, because this is not normally how I talk to people. :-)

[Ifreakinloveyou]

Haha, that's the beauty of poetry, you can say what you normally wouldn't :D

[RichGee]

Humorously witty write...I like your sarcasm is this piece
Great work...

[Eric Pudalov]

Thanks Rich! It's something rather new for me - guess I had my buttons pushed too many times.

[RichGee]

I hear you loud and clear!

[Eric Pudalov]

Hahaha! I'm glad you can relate. And hey...I figure a Nuyorican performer (even a former one) is someone I can relate to on some level!

[RichGee]

Hahaha! Yes indeed...I'm reading your work and you are a beast bro....

[Eric Pudalov]

Thanks again Rich. I'm always humbled by the great reviews, and I continue to learn by writing here.

[PoemRodent]

Such depth and feeling.... :)

[Eric Pudalov]

Thank you, Rodent!! I was inspired by Frieda and Robbie's Asshat poems, and thus did this one. (Although I was thinking of a certain someone when I wrote it.)

[Eric Pudalov]

Hmm...should I take that as sarcasm or literally? It's hard to tell online, you know.

[PoemRodent]

Take it as humorous my friend, I have a taste for being a bit of... :)

[Eric Pudalov]

OK, I can certainly take a dose of humor!!

[Frieda P]

HA not another one!! They're all around us, can't get away from the pains in the tuchus'....nice rant Eric!

[Eric Pudalov]

Thank you Frieda! I'd been working on this ever since I read yours and Robbie's, and finally decided to put it out there.