Your Pretentious Smile

To someone whose hot and knows it

My obnoxious heartbeat quickens
at the sight of your pretentious smile,
The lump I try swallowing thickens;
your eccentricities make me go wild.
Your inscrutable gentleness and chivalry
Though hidden by a very flippant mask
Make you a man of charm and mystery,
So why even bother to ask?
You're quirky and smug and vainglorious too--
How can I not be crazy for you?