Pizza sauce On My Keyboard. :(

Pizza sauce On My Keyboard. :(

A Poem by hdc
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I had every intention, to sit down and write a serious poem this time. But, then I dropped my Pizza on my laptop...

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Damn man, I got pizza sauce on my keyboard, this will take forever to clean.
It got down in the cracks between all of the keys. 
Way deep down, in places un-seen.
Must I go were no man's gone before.  Oops,,, 
Copyright infringement on Star Trek for sure...eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Damn the - E - key is sticking now as the sauce starts to dry, and I didn't buy the protection plan cause I was so sly.
Yep, that's me, mister sly buy guy at the local Best- Buy. 
I never pay extra for false piece of mind. 
So here I am, with a glitchy new laptop that will sit on a shelf, cause I was so smart, I out smarted myself.  :(

© 2015 hdc


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Nice rhyme scheme. I understand those frustrations all too well.

Posted 8 Years Ago


hdc

8 Years Ago

thanks for the review, Glad you enjoyed it.
Oh man...I'm so twisted I found humor in this! But, one man's slight should not be another's comedic relief...but it was for me and I apologize! Haha. Even though it's not serious, it's still a fun piece. I think, even if you didn't mean for it to be comedic, it works really well. I think writing seriously all the time can make Jack a dull boy, y'know? Sorry about the laptop, man. But, still a good read!

Posted 8 Years Ago


hdc

8 Years Ago

Its cool, I couldn't stop laughing when it happened. Glad to share the fun. Thanks for the review,.. read more

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