Warm Boys

Quite tedious...

For boys, the formula is lust squared, added to lavender oil

Multiplied by the number of presses imbibed

While smoking on the patio wearing only a marble bag

Or a shmear of  foundation to hide a five o’clock shadow

One hand or a hundred hands across a bare a*s

Respect takes on a different meaning after dark

Or loses meaning, proportionate to the amount of attention needed

At two in the morning “she” might do, besties til' noon

Bathroom priorities turn from need to feed

Regardless of the audience, a show is a show, let’s watch

Morning brings work  and a feeling of helplessness

That can only be quelled by Stoli and warm boys.

Author's Note

Is it Karaoke time yet?

Reviews

[Onlyme]

Wink wink, nudge nudge. Karaoke night. Blushes. Oh my lord. I could just imagine.

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

I think it would be hilarious to be a fly on the wall...is tonight Karaoke?

[Crowley]

No usually, wednesday , Thursday or Sunday depending on where we go. This was just a little thought during a Show Tune Sunday video bar visit. I love the missing macho vibe and the replacement of that with some serious drama. Thanks Q!!!

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

You should record Karaoke and put it on your blog...it would be a hoot and a holla!

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

Queen was here....

[Crowley]

Oh yeah....thanks Q!!!