He Ain't Fit!

Dedicated to all the boys who think they are fit with their little photoshop edited photos on myspace and the like...coz they ain't fit!!! XD I had so much fun with this :D

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I see the way you pout in those cheap MySpace photos,
I see how you flick your hair, with your fringe in your eyes,
I see how you stare, oh yes I see how you stare!
I even saw you once in your UNDERWEAR!

Coz he thinks he’s fit but he’s not, no he’s not,
Yeh he thinks he’s such a sex god, but he’s not, but he’s not, not, not!

Just coz I used to say OH EM GEE! Yeh you! Yeh you! You’re so sexy!!! You’re so sexyyy!
It don’t mean that you are babe, coz now I got glasses I can see far babe!
Back in the day before I had common sense, I used be like raaaar! Dude your eyes are intense,
But now I see your girlfriend, is just as dumb as a pea and man I bet you wish she was just like ME!

I got my cosplay hommies, Yeh I got my black girl cronies, but they are all much fitter than you,
And to me...You may as well be a piece of POO!

Coz he thinks he’s fit but he’s not, no he’s not,
Yeh he thinks he’s such a sex god, but he’s not, but he’s not, not, not!

You’re so unsexy it makes me sick,
Please put down the camera coz you just take the mick,
I mean, how can your status be ‘I need some dates...’
When according to your MySpace you’ve got like over 50 gazillion mates!

Coz he thinks he’s fit but he’s not, no he’s not,
Yeh he thinks he’s such a sex god, but he’s not, but he’s not, not, not!

I bet Photoshop is your only friend,
Coz you will keep those poses right till the end,
I bet you used to think ‘She’ll cry over me I know she will.’
But when I think of you, it just makes me feel really ill.

Coz he thinks he’s fit but he’s not, no he’s not,
Yeh he thinks he’s such a sex god, but he’s not, but he’s not, not, not!
Coz he thinks he’s fit but he’s not, no he’s not,
Yeh he thinks he’s such a sex god, but he’s not, but he’s not, not, not!
No he’s not, no he’s not, no he’s not not not not not not not not not not!!!

 

Author's Note

I hate to use comic sans but for something with so much lulz as this I just had to :P loooool I love this! :D

Reviews

[Everything Happens For ..]

lmfao!!!!!!! this is acc. amazing! funny as hell aswell omg i rhymed!! or should i say "OH EM GEE" xD - and true! i love how your writing style can adapt from serious and metaphorical to something so humourous and straightforward.

i disagree with twinny; best line has to be: "I bet Photoshop is your only friend," xD

loveage!! xxx

[Spilled Her Guts in Cur..]

that was fcking hilarious. I love you. you totally used my OH EM GEE �_�

Btw, best line ever:
I mean, how can your status be 'I need some dates...'
When according to your MySpace you've got like over 50 gazillion mates!

[Alice]

THIS IS SO F*****G FUNNY I LOVE IT! They certainly aren't fit. I like how it seems kinda silly at first but in a really good way and then there's all these really clever rhymes - common sense / your eyes are intense etc. Good on you girl.