Catchy

My love/hate relationship with pop music is detailed in full!

When I'm writing

When I'm sleeping

When I'm eating

When I'm thinking

I hear you

"Stop telephonin' mea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ehh-ehh"

"It's comin' up, it's comin' up/It's DARE!"

Your pervasive catchiness:

It permeates my brain

Leaving me a braindead husk

Unable to write

Unable to express a coherent thought

Babbling like an idiot

"Pain, without love/Pain, I can't get enough"

"Back off, I'll take you on/Headstrong, I'll take on anyone"

Lying awake

Can't sleep

I listen to you

With one hope:

That you will be pleased by my musical tribute

You never are

"I wanna hold your hand!"

"You can't always get what you want"

Attempting to nourish myself

My brain is telling me to forego eating

And instead to sing you

My blood sacrifice to your prowess

My payment for your services

For my constant entertainment at your hands

"I want something else, to get me through this/Semi-Charmed kind of life"

"Hey now, you're an All Star/Get your game on, go play"

Tryin' to philosophize

"Integrate the function of 1/(4x-8y) from infinity to 7"

Instead all I can hear is Gaga

Yet again, whining about her love life

My math grade tanks

Gaga's bank account exponentially rises

Totally worth it

"Rollin' down the street, smoking indo/Sippin' on gin and juice"

"Let me see that thong/Baby, that thong th thong thong thong"

Reviews

[Lorraine]

Quite humorous but very true. Music sometimes gets in my way too, but I still love it. I love this part "Gaga's bank account exponentially rises". I just find it really amusing.

Keep Writing. ^___^

[Taylor H.]

loove this!

[Tara♥Undefined&h..]

Powerful write cute too! ^^ Very well written as always Rice. Great job. Kep writing. :)

[kayla garcia]

i loved it it made me laugh

[E. A. Fielder]

I have to admit I went 'woot he listens to third eye blind' when the line "I want something else, to get me through this/Semi-Charmed kind of life." It is horrible though how the intelligence is sacrificed in the lyrics in music just to make something catchy. Still though... I love 3EB!

[deeps]

I think this is wonderful,
I like the style of of this.
Thanx for your review as well.

[Deaths Cold Kiss]

great write

[i am skeleton jelly]

needs more commas

[Denise Deas]

Wowz.

[The Official Gary B]

This is really good.. I really like it.. =) I mean I really connected to it.. Very good write.