That'd put Miss Elizabeth Bennet at a loss for words

Clarihue. :)

Imagine if she were alive today in a sassy, low cut dress, on MTV,
draped in diamonds at the Oscars— Jane Austen on the arm of Mr. Darcy.
But rather, all her life, Jane Austen locked herself up in her room,
and like a good pastor's daughter was never considered "va-va-voom."