Here it how it goes

Try to plan every move.

You can't do it,

 but you have to try.

One side bonus,

 you can look very smooth.

Brush of the hair,

 irritating.

Remember.

YOU CAN"T CROSS YOUR LEGS.

Sorry.

Sometimes you need to shout.

This is how it is.

Got it?

Dry your cheeks,

 you still get to smile!

Now,

 we sip our drinks,

  and smile.

Someone stubbed their toe.

Ouch.