MY ODE TO SHORTS

Bit of fun, tribute to old age.

My ode to shorts---

We look like fat dorks,

When it's not so cold,

Even if we're so old,

Can't hide varicose veins,

Old age doesn't go away,

We know we look dorby,

We're well past forty,

Summer's so darn hot,

Heat's a bit of a shock,

We know we're fat dorks,

Has anyone thought

We'd look good in  these shorts?

Author's Note

Feedback welcome.