An Officer  and a Gentleman

An Officer and a Gentleman

A Story by Ice QueenJen
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This is for a contest- the 100 word dialogue. I put it under nonsense, only cause I wasn't sure what this would go under. Enjoy it though!

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“Evening, Officer”

 

“ Sir, have you been drinking?”

 

“ No Officer, I never imbibe in alcohol.”

 

“Are you certain about that?”

 

“Yes Officer, why do you ask?”

 

“You seem to be stumbling around.”

 

“ Am I , hmmm, wonder why?”

 

“Are you on drugs?”

 

“ Heavens no, drugs are evil!”

 

“Then why are you walking so funny?”

 

“ Beats me, Officer. I'm walking like I normally do.”

 

“You're sure you haven't done drugs or had any liquor today?”

 

“ Positive Officer, no liquor or drugs!”

 

“Well, there's got to be a reason for your walking strangely.”

 

“Oh could be my two left legs!”

 

 

© 2012 Ice QueenJen


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This is so refreshing. i loved it. I voted for you and hope you win the contest.
Gandr�

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Funny, Loved the ending didn't see that one coming.

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

cute! thanks for submitting.

Posted 15 Years Ago


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