Unicorn Swords and Turtle Shell Shields

so your telling me that they walked into the room with unicorn swords and turtle shell shields  wearing nothing more 

than banana peel pads and apple skin aprons that wrapped around them, front to back?

honestly, it doesn't surprise me any. yesterday Hejacho came to me in a hostile manner waving his flimsy fingers  surly 

upsetting Wind with all that unscented toxic motion. 

First of all, when did Hejacho  get fingers? did Jeremy have left overs from the last delivery? 

i told him not to be so generous with those beauties... they are already endangered as it is.. anyhow he was going on 

and on about some bizarre new "it trend" and how he wasn't invited. Hejacho starts rumbling at the tiptop of his cord,  

"how dare they bombard into my tikitaco with such disrespect and inconsideration!" I said "hejacho, did you ever think to 

yourself "wow they are looking very swiggled and left side down, good for them" and its possible Igglepopladay feels ill 

about the last time you two played puddle paddle in the bubble garden last moon. i wont bore you with anymore on that 

matter. i want to know who called crow just to scare him about the barn not putting on a hayride at 2 minutes? was it 

because Jerry participated in making sure the babies unicorn sword was sealed with a kiss safely stored in 

Uranus's  black hole?  

Author's Note

what do you think?

Reviews

[Agogobran]

Very interesting. Your style is unique. I like it!