Just Another Day

Anger arises and confusion engulfs my thoughts when I recapture that seemingly insignificant day. The obnoxious school bell announced that class had begun at 1:00 p.m. The average junior high kid goes from unmotivated to could give two s***s about learning proper grammar. Unfortunately, this is exactly when Ms. Cannell put her daily grammar frameworks in progress, and I was forced to pretend to pay attention and learn something useful. Instead, I was staring at Kayla Gardner's unusual amount of cleavage that seemed to ravish every other horn dog teen in my class. How can a teacher expect a young man to learn the significance of a gerund, when he' s got breasts staring him in the face.