The Farmer in the Dell

Pretty sure that title's public domain since 1820 or so...

All that luck for you to choke like a mouse-rat?

When the cheese stands alone,

I know.... because I'm still here

What's called the cream of the crop,

That is the just; when the cheese stands alone.

I know..... because that's how I do.

It's a choice

Hi-ho the dairy yo

The cheese stands alone...

Author's Note

Alone.

But not like this guy.....

Reviews

[Matching Socks]

You should try writing children's poetry.
bet you'd be good at it.

[Davidgeo]

Too much venom... my claws are too sharp. Maybe one day. Actually, those German fairy tales are darker than anything I could cook up... Those Grimm brothers were fucked up. I think they just wanted to troll children.... for centuries, they have succeeded.

[Davidgeo]

Maybe just one century.... they can't be that old.