Cold Injestion

My first stageplay. Dedicated to my bestest friend Jocelyn.

Cold Injestion: The Discussion of the Meaning "Injestion"

Awesomely Awesome Booming Voice in the Clouds: The original meaning of "Injestion" is what one calls another human being or object when they are awesome, 'coolio', interesting, or any other slang for 'awesome'. Example; Meeko: Hey! That shirt is SO the injestion! Jane: I know!! Isn't this whole school injestion?? Meeko: You got that right!!

 

Still the Awesomely Awesome Booming Voice in the Clouds: And so the discussion of the meaning of "Injestion" is discussed between Janey Curis, whom hopes when she is finished collage, to get a degree in English and start her life as a collage English teacher. So, one day, a fellow classmate, whom is named Krutak, called something "Injestion". And so began the discussion between President Obama, Janey Curis, and Krutak Lecien.

 

Krutak: In the dictionary, the meaning of "Injestion" is 'what one calls another human being or object when they are any slang for 'awesome'.

 

Janey: Yeah, I know that!! But, I'm saying, is now, not a lot of kids know the meaning of "Injestion". And, I think they banned it from the dictionary. Is that right, President Obama?

 

Obama: Yes, that is true.

 

Janey: I prove my point. Can we leave now??

 

Krutak: No!! Kids have the right to know about the word "Injestion"! It's their heritage's main name for 'coolio'!!

 

Janey: The. Word. Is. Banned!!

 

Obama: He does have a point... Yet, young lady, you bring up a very good argument...

 

Krutak: So, Mr. Obama, are you going to force Ms. Curis to teach "Injestion"?

 

Obama: I will make an optional segment in English teaching about "Injestion". It will be known as "Cold Injestion". Both of you make fantastic agruments. So, I'm making it optional, on Ms. Curis's behalf. And too, I'm making it an actual segment, on Mr. Lecien's behalf.

 

Janey: Thank you Mr. Obama. Can we leave now? This sweater is too hot for this set?

 

Janey: Woops...I said set...crap...

 

 

 

THE END!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note

a crazy play dedicated to a crazy friend...