Cold Injestion Part II

Part II! A year later, when Janey is teaching!!

Cold Injestion Part II: When Janey Comes Across the Cold Injestion Segment in Her Book

 

Awesomely Awesome Voice in the Clouds: One seemingly fated morning in April, it has been a year since Krutak Leicen and Janey Curis's argument about the word "Injestion". Janey had gotten her degree as an English teacher, and Krutak still hangs around as a janitor.

 

Janey: Ugh! That segment has to be here somewhere!!

 

(pauses, comes across "Cold Injestion" segment)

 

Janey:  hey! How'd this get here? (laughs) I remember the big argument Krutak and I had on this with President Obama! (looks left and right) maybe it would hurt to teach it... (laughs) who am I kidding?! I was against this, remember?? (hits self in head) (sighs) (pauses) maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea. (picks it up)

 

Janey: Class! We'll be learning something new today! It's called, "Injestion". When I was a kid, we used this term to say something was awesome.

 

Bad Kid: yeah, and today we say something's **** cool!!

 

(The Class laughs and Janey turns red-faced)

 

Unkown but Vaguely Familiar Voice: In our days, **** was a sware only used in difficult matters...

 

(Unknown but Vaguely Familiar Voice enters classroom. It's Krutak! He's in a janitor's suit and sweat wets his forehead)

 

Krutak: and I may be older than you, and have a worse memory, but I vaguely remember the principal saying swaring is not aloud unless absolutely nessisary. You may report to the principal's immediately.

 

Bad Kid Named Chris: What, you think I'm going to take orders from a janitor?! (laughs) your even lower than me!!

 

(Class errupts in laughter)

 

(Janey sighs)

 

Janey: unless you want me to get someone down here the drag you down, then I guess you should get up and go.

 

(Chris gets up reluctantly and heads out the door)

 

(Janey grabs his shirt as he's about to exit)

 

Janey: yes, and kids who sware are even lower than the janitor.

 

(Chris gulps nervously at the anger and heads out)

 

(Janey teaches "Cold Injestion" to the class with Krutak's help)

 

 

 

(END OF DAY)

 

(Janey and Krutak begin going out! They get married!)

 

Krutak at Wedding: This wedding is so Injestion!!

 

Janey at Wedding: Yes, Krutak. Yes, it is.

 

(THE END, SERIOUSLY, THE END. NO MORE "PARTS" OR WHATEVER. SERIOUSLY, THE END!!!!)

Author's Note

Seriously, the end. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!!