Rumpelstiltskin

A trip to the bowling alley holds more than one purpose.
It’s a mystifying place that gives you the choice between wearing clown shoes and throwing large stones or trying to put a brightly coloured ball into difficult holes riddled with dangers.
No matter what game you play there is always a prize at the end for a dollar and fifty.
YooHoo!
The ride back home with that glass bottle of chocolate milk is crucial.
Drinking some is recommended, seeing as how you did just purchase this velvety elixir, but restraint is advised.
The ratio must be just right upon your return.
The milk to rum ratio.
Rumpelstiltskin?
Rumpelstiltskin was a good man kid and so is the Captain.