Limericks

Just a collection of some limericks.

I went to the local corner store,
Looking for bread and some other more,
She caught my eye, that beautiful thing,
Immediately I wanted to have a fling,
And so I took home that dartboard from the floor.

As he remembers that previous steamy night
when he pushed and thrust with all his might,
A tear rolls down his cheek,
It had been a real hot week,
The air conditioning hadn't worked in dark or light.

As she pulled up herself and her socks,
In the camera, she was quick as a fox,
The shoot was over, the day was done,
Off came her dentures and her hair bun,
Ah! The merciful wonders of Botox.

I spied a speck in the sky,

Is that a bird, or a human fly

The invulnerable superman some did say,

I retorted 'Hey, No way!',

And shot it down and they were right O my my!