such a b***h she was

about a hysterical woman in unrequired love

such needy she was

wanted to see him all the time

he made her feel carefree when around

and naughty, too

wanted him so much that she couldn’t find relief anymore

she was totally doomed.

such a b***h she was

scared to lose him to another

started fantasizing about him getting drawn to a girl

who was more beautiful, clever and stylish than her

at work, on the bus, while buying his morning coffee from a coffee shop

because that lazy he was

couldn’t even get himself to turn on the coffee maker

before getting dressed up

and that was one of the things about him she liked.

such a b***h she was

accused him of being arrogant, selfish and indifferent

started feeling like a crap

because he just couldn’t like her that much.

one day she thought “he could simply spend his valuable time

with one of those clever and stylish women”

started to feel herself like a burden

she just escaped

before losing him to another

-or so thought she-

such fainthearted she was.

took a pair of scissors and sat in front of the mirror

thought she had such lovely long hair

everyone she knew was fond of

caressed it a bit

but cut it violently anyway

while her mother was screaming “are you insane?!”

she said “luckily,”

such hysterical she was.

she quitted drinking wine

lighted a cigarette instead

as a non-smoker, which she was not anymore,

saying “Amen,” repeatedly

we don’t know why

we only knew she called herself “a deist

because this is the easiest”

even wine couldn’t make her feel that dizzy

oh, that was fabulous.

watched her reflection on a glass door

thinking “now i’ve become a badass, too, right?”

she chuckled and got angry at herself

the badass, which she definitely wasn’t, wouldn’t find that funny.

even as a badass she sucked.

that was the story of a non-practicing b***h

and we could only pity her

what else could we possibly do?

tolerate her crazy thoughts?

that would be the most foolish thing to do

she had a troubled mind, indeed.