Bisexuals Are Mythical Creatures

Poem about the struggles of being a bisexual.

Bisexuals are mythical creatures no one seems to understand. 

I can have a friend who is a lady, but i can't be too friendly because then a friend turns into a friend friend and then it's not too friendly.

If I could count how many times I've been asked,

BEGGED by friends for threesomes like a dog who you just gave a treat but it still wants more,

If I could count it would be at least more than two.

Because f**k you.

Literally.

What else is a bisexual woman supposed to be besides open legs on a bedspread with an empty head?

The answer is a beautiful mythical creature.