My kitty

This isn't actually a poem but there wasn't an option of ditty.

After my cat was fixed, so she wouldn't give birth,

she got rather portly.  She had a wide girth.

So the vet said a diet and she lost every pound.

Now she has only one problem.  Her teats hit the ground.

Reviews

[Winslow Des Totes]

[KAREN]

Hehehehe!!! Nice and humorous!

[roarke]

groan.... WC needs a limmerick category... lol
To the point and wittily humorous.

[Samuel Dickens]

Heh-heh, this one is almost a limerick. Slightly naughty humor is always the best. (I used to be a sailor) I guess kitty would leave some strange tracks in the snow.

[Bare trees]

Haha, very funny Moxielady. I've seen cats like that walking around before weaving funny line in the dirt. Good poem.

[Winslow Des Totes]

:D Funny shyt Mom!! :D:D:D Great job, can't wait to read more.

[M. P. W.]

Suppose to be 'her' teats, though...

[M. P. W.]

Tee hee hee...they still do! Nice starter mum.