How Skinny Feels

Still want that figure?

It appears to me that certain folks are mesmerized by the shape of stick figures. 

                 Some women might say that they have banging bods. 

On the contrary, the shape of their bodies have been contoured in such a way 

                    that males are rendered unable to project their urine into a stream.

 Due to their lack of outward protrusion, the warm secretion merely dribbles down into their stick boots.

 Certainly not made to be a freelance thinker, they become shocked to be caught in the rain, and curl up into tiny balls. The mildewing growth is a horrible smell, creating turmoil between the curled up figures. The turmoil turns to rage and finger pointing, as no one can bear to admit that they themselves are the source of such a foul odor. 

So, when dusk has taken over, there debts must be settled. The only logical suggestion 

                is a battle to the death,

.... in a novice game of Hangman.

Reviews

[mattavelli]

Are you saying that skinny men have tiny penises?

[Gabriel's Last Breath (band)]

Absolutely! Lol

[mattavelli]

If only someone cared enough to provide some chicken and maybe a pie..... You've painted an ugly picture here. It brings to mind Korean tv boys.

[Gabriel's Last Breath (band)]

and daniel tosh. i agree-- so...my next piece--does the korean leader really not have an a*****e?

[mattavelli]

It's possible. He's full of s**t.

[Gabriel's Last Breath (band)]

it seems like you say what i'm thinking