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Number of years I've lived: 18. Number of houses I've lived in: 6. Number of dogs I've owned: 13. Number of times I've been to the gym: 1. Number of times I've done dishes: 256. Number of times my mom has done dishes: 20,689. Number of siblings I have: 6. Number of siblings that talk to me: 2. Number of books I've read: 234. Number of books I own: 86. Number of schools I've been to: 6. Number of states I've lived in: 2. Number of times my father's been to jail: 16. Number of stories I've written: 67. Number of tattoos I have: 0. Number of tattoos I want: 0. Number of best friends I've had: 14. Number of best friends I still have: 7. Number of times I've cried: 1,284. Number of bruises I've had: 47. Number of times I've ridden a bike: 2. Number of hours I've slept: 896,278. Number of deja vu experiences: 54. Number of pizzas I've eaten: 1,687. Number of cakes I've made: 124. Number of teachers I’ve liked: 13. Number of times I’ve double guessed myself: 19,178. Number of fathers I’ve had: 2. Number of jobs my mom currently has: 3. Number of fishes I’ve had: 26. Number of fishes I’ve killed: 25. Number of fishes that committed suicide: 1. Number of times I’ve been confident in myself: 2,346. Number of times my grandparents call: 390. Number of times I’ve answered: 3. Number of times my mother has cried: 5,385. Number of diets I’ve been on: 2. Number that have been successful: 0. Number of hours in a day I listen to music: 7. Number of males I trust: 5. Number of times I say “mom”: 607,984. Number of times I reach for the remote: 7,276. Number of times I ask my mom to get the remote for me: 9,268. Number of boyfriends I’ve had: 0. Number of times I’ve been called “Black Olivia”: 73. Number of awards I’ve won: 3. Number of times I’ve eaten bread, challah: 38,279; italian: 69,287; white: 71,876; wheat: 97,386. Number of kisses I’ve shared: 87. Number of times I’ve cursed in front of a Chef: 34. Number of nieces and nephews I have: 2. Number of times I’ve forgotten what I was going to say: 873. Number of steps I’ve taken: 23,457,893. Number of shoes I own: 42. Number of times I’ve ordered from McDonald’s: 348. How many times I’ve been called fat: 284. Number of times people have told me they love me: 245. Number of times I’ve said “I love you”: 158.