Courtney's Unfortunate Circumstance

Written for a girl who I was to write a poem about, given only her name and the fact that she was eating chocolate.xD

You don’t know me

I dare say we’ve never met

But from one small detail

I’m willing to make a bet

 

That chocolate that you’re eating

Isn’t quite the norm

Spiked with pixie dust of Halloween’s past

Now from that wrapper you’ll be torn

 

No one ever remembers

Who gave them each small piece

Yet the certain one you’re eating

Is torn at the crease

 

Injected with some roofies

Your tasty little treat

I’d stop eating now

But I’m sure you won’t believe me.

 

Again I dare say we’ll never meet

This day, I fear, has been your last

Before you pass I’d find the man

That gave you chocolate, and kick his a*s.