Jesus (and Pingpong!)

My first sketch, it's rather random. It does involve Jesus, but nothing really religious.

 

Erick: (Walks on Stage with Jessica) Oh, hey Fred!

Fred: (Walks on stage with Phil) Hey Erick!

Erick: You've met my girlfriend, Jessica.

Fred: Oh, yeah! (Shakes hands with Jessica) You've met my girlfriend, Phil.

(Awkward pause)

Erick: Uh, Fred...

Jessica: Uhm, are you two..?

Phil: Are we what?

Erick: (Looks at his toes) Y'know, like...

Fred: Like...?

Erick: Like... (Acts like a cowboy riding a bull)

Phil: A cowboy?

Jessica: No! Are you two like...

(Tom walks in)

Tom: Hey guys! I see you all brought your girlfriends.

Erick: (Awkwardly) Yeah...

(Another awkward pause, except Tom acts like it's normal)

Tom: I feel left out. (Goes up to the front of the stage and picks a random person from the audience.) Here, put this on: (Hands the person a goofy hat) Guys, you've met my girlfriend.

(Jesus walks on)

Everyone: Hey Jesus!

Jesus: What's up guys? Me, Moses, Allah, and Brad Pitt just got done with a crazy four-way ping-pong tournament.

Phil: Awesome! What are you doing here, though?

Jesus: (Casually) You know, the apocalypse.

Everyone: (Casually) Oh, right, right.

Jesus: Sorry guys, but I gotta do what I gotta do. (Pulls a machine gun from out of his robes)

Oliver: (Pops his head out from stage left as Jesus dumb shows shooting) Bang! Bang! Boom, Ratatatata tat! Rata tat, rata tat, bang! (Everyone is dead, Jesus stops shooting) Boom! Explosion, Explosion! Whooooosh! (Looks at Jesus awkwardly) Sorry, Jesus. (Hides his head stage left again.)

(Jesus Walks off stage right.)

 

Author's Note

Just tell me what you think, give me any problems that come up.