A man......

If I have to

come back again

I

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am coming back

as a man

So I can work

with my mates

have a laugh

and get drunk

at the weekends

after watching

a football match

and then going

to the pub

again after

with said mates

Get the misses

to mind the kids

and get the shopping

in for the week

While I catch up on

some zzz sleep

She asked me

to get the snip

 I said

no, you get done.

So then she said if no

You don't get sex

ever again.

So I did get

done.

And now get sex again yupie...

if lucky every 6 weeks

if kids do not come into play

in our bedroom

because she forgot

to lock the door

yet again.

silly b***h

I will do my manly chores

cut the grass and trim the hedge

in the garden every month as

expect cause i am the man

of the house.

I will protect and provide

love and honour my wife

and kids.

Feed and clothe

care and worry

and fight for

them with

all my life

and breathe

inside me

until the

very day

I die.

Reviews

[Gee]

And then die early, leaving behind many scone munching, tea drinking, sensible shoe wearing lady pensioners, who due to the lack of male company turn to late life lesbianism.....yeahhhhhhhhh

[Onlyme]

Lmao at Gee your funny ...oh god that was funny. cheers Gee.

[Gee]

Man, if you could see the image I've got in my mind, oaps with bodies that look like melting candles with tits tucked into sloggies that are struggling to contain newly prolapsed wombs....ughhhhh

[Onlyme]

OH my god..and the smell of piss and tights like nora batty. and old men with false teeth and trousers that are constantly following down and flashing their bums.

[Gee]

LMAO.......