Oh The joys of Knickers & Tights

Oh, the joys of knickers

and tights or as Americans

say pantyhose.

Some pinch your arse.

Some ride down

and fall under your

clothes.

As you walk and do

your day.

And feel like they

are resting near your

privates parts waiting to fall

off of for the day.

Others are like grandma

knickers so big.

I can pull them right up

past my tits.

Oh the joys of finding a

perfect fitted pair to

fit  my a*s.

Reviews

[Paul Bell]

Hate when that happens. lol

[Onlyme]

thanks Paul you made me laugh.

[Gee]

Tried a pair of my wife's tights on, my arse looked like a bald burglar :)
Hi Dawn...

[Onlyme]

OMG Gee your a riot.