Jugs & A  Bald-headed Sailor.

Jugs & A Bald-headed Sailor.

A Poem by Onlyme

The Universal Language for woman's Breasts.

Jugs,
Orbs,
Frost detectors,
Snake-eyed dice
Bald commuters
Snow-white dwarf's
Yorkshire Puddings
Shoulder Boulders

to name just a few nicknames for these
babies.

As for  a man's penis

Here we go.

bum ticker
Father confessor
Leather stretcher
Bald-headed sailor
One-eyed monster
Silent Flute
Captain Standish
Russell the one-eyed muscle


Just so the guys.
Don't feel left out.

Just something to make
you laugh, ponder and smile.

And if not.

Oh well.
You're a prude.

With no sense of humour.

© 2018 Onlyme


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This is too funny. I"m sorry no one else has thought so yet.

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Onlyme

5 Years Ago

What can I say. To show I do have a sense of humour even thou, it's naught at times. wicked grin.
Onlyme

5 Years Ago

Between me and you Louis, I think they are prudes. and don't have a sense of humour.

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Added on November 18, 2018
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Tags: humour, nicknames, boobs, penis, universal

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Onlyme
Onlyme

United Kingdom



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A Poem by Onlyme