Mr White our Peed on Snowman.

A snowman is in our garden

his big red nose

is a carrot top.

His eyes are

big black buttons

from, granddads

old winter shirt.

And his mouth

is made of orange peel.

His arms are bits of twigs

And he has

my brother's woolly hat

 upon his big white fat head.

The dog keeps coming over

and cocking his leg  up against him

and peeing

on our snowman.

And my mum is telling,

Bruno

the dog off,

for being a naughty boy.

For doing that

to our Mr White,

or snowman,

in our backyard.

Our Dad is laughing

his head off,

at the back door

to our very home.

As Bruno,  run back

to c**k his leg

once more

upon dear Mr White

to pee anew.

Reviews

[Robert Trakofler]

bad Bruno! I'll tell ya no respect for snowmen these days! That was such a sweet picture you just painted and it made me laugh too!

[Onlyme]

Glad it made you laugh. That was the whole point of this daft poem. Nice one Bad bunny. love the name too.