Ah, this is so perfect and so true! How anyone is capable of functioning in a happy, perky manner in the morning is beyond me, and your sentiment is carried across quite well. The mention of homicide over coffee and high-pitched noises is jarring, but then becomes ironic and funny - I know I've felt that way in the morning when I haven't had enough caffeine! I assume, however, that your homicidal urges disappear after the coffee finally kicks in, yes?
I really like the way this skips around, just as someone's thought process would: first the radio, then the socks, then the coffee... the mundane objects and experiences are well chosen and suit your subject matter perfectly.
I'm wondering, though, is the AM radio in a car or is it part of an alarm clock? Originally I thought it must be in a car on the way to get coffee (generally one does not have a Starbucks in one's home), but then why would someone intentionally leave on whiny, staticy AM radio without switching the station? So my next thought was that the AM radio must be part of an alarm clock, which would make sense, but then it begs to question how the narrator got up so quickly and was automatically at the coffee shop without so much as a stanza break. ...Obviously I'm overthinking this too much. Sorry about that.
Anyway, fantastic job. This is wonderful and amusing.
Ah, this is so perfect and so true! How anyone is capable of functioning in a happy, perky manner in the morning is beyond me, and your sentiment is carried across quite well. The mention of homicide over coffee and high-pitched noises is jarring, but then becomes ironic and funny - I know I've felt that way in the morning when I haven't had enough caffeine! I assume, however, that your homicidal urges disappear after the coffee finally kicks in, yes?
I really like the way this skips around, just as someone's thought process would: first the radio, then the socks, then the coffee... the mundane objects and experiences are well chosen and suit your subject matter perfectly.
I'm wondering, though, is the AM radio in a car or is it part of an alarm clock? Originally I thought it must be in a car on the way to get coffee (generally one does not have a Starbucks in one's home), but then why would someone intentionally leave on whiny, staticy AM radio without switching the station? So my next thought was that the AM radio must be part of an alarm clock, which would make sense, but then it begs to question how the narrator got up so quickly and was automatically at the coffee shop without so much as a stanza break. ...Obviously I'm overthinking this too much. Sorry about that.
Anyway, fantastic job. This is wonderful and amusing.
Mick Parsons is an American poet, novelist, short story writer, essayist, and journalist. He is the author of six books. Three of them are Dead Machine E/Ditions: In The Great World (small) (his first.. more..