When rumors and hunger meet, so do we.

Have I ever told you about the time when

Mr. Lynnik, the math teacher, started a garden?

Every Wednesday, the whole class had to tend to the veggies.

And every Wednesday, I saw Sarah Lynn take an ear of corn

or a handful of strawberries.

So Mr. Lynnik started buying her family dinner every Friday, 

and that's really all there is to say on the matter.

Well, until word got out 

that Sarah has been gargling the math teacher's 

cumshots.

My point in telling you this

was actually to preface a question.

Would you like to grab a pizza sometime?

Author's Note

Please note that none of these names identify any real or unreal person in particular. Also, note that the teacher-student situation depicted is not reflecting any actual event on purpose.