Branded

Branded

A Poem by Pete
"

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Thoreau

"
Abercrombie & Fitch English Angling ...

seeking to get richer than rich
abercrombie and fitch went looking for a new niche
a new line of garb for a stuck-up, karen b***h
a new pitch
something with kitch

but they ran into an unexpected glitch
they got an itch and started to twitch
falling into a deep ditch
you see they had a trailer but no hitch
and turns out that one of them was married to a witch who was also a snitch
she tried to fly her broom whilst wearing nary a stitch
forcing them to pull the switch
so much for their failed scritch



© 2024 Pete


Author's Note

Pete
A "Karen" is a term used as slang typically for a middle-class white American woman who is perceived as entitled or excessively demanding.

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