Now I Know What The Middle of A Doughnut Is For

A man may esteem himself happy when that which is his food is also his medicine. - Thoreau

the other day,

someone said to me, "shut your piehole!"

but i was confused and didn't quite know what to do

because i wanted my cake and eat it too

i guess when it comes to affections and confections, i have no clue

perhaps i should stick to making fondue

Author's Note

"All a man's strength and all his weakness go to make up the authority of any particular opinion which he may utter. He is strong or weak with all his strength and weakness combined. If he is your friend, you may have to consider that he loves you, but perchance he also loves gingerbread." - Thoreau

Reviews

[Ern M. Yoshimoto]

if someone disrespects you, the best response is humour. something i've learned along the way as well. but the guy who said that to you is a real dickhead.

[andrew mitchell]

lol great work Pete. Thanks for the smile, such a crude saying pie hole. Lol

[Pete]

thanks for having a slice andrew.

[andrew mitchell]

It’s alimentary dear Watson!

[MCS]

Well, my friend you are quite the word smith :)
This was fun to read.

[Pete]

aren't you kind now. a bit of silliness to break the chill.