From Your Evil Cat

Don't think too deeply about it, just read and laugh!

To My Owner,

Here is some advice,

Or maybe just some tips;

There are two things that I must have

Both are forms of "nips".

One type of "nip" (besides my mom's)

Means "give me a little space!"

I nip your heels, elbows, nose,

Your fingertips...your face.

The other makes me feel fuzzy

Like my heart is full of hugs

A high that brings me to the top

Yes, catnip is my drug.

Thanks for your time,

Evil Cat

Author's Note

ignore grammar, it's only fun!