My Knight in Shining Armor

If Prince Charming is waiting for me

The way my mother says he is

Then why is he leaving me lonely

If my heart is already his?

My prince must be lost somewhere

In the woods or the swells of the sea

But search for him I wouldn’t dare

For I am sure he will come for me

Alone and scared I lie in wait

For my strong and handsome knight

But by and by, my mother’s promise

Is fading out of sight

I finally found my knight in shining armor

But for him I needn’t have toiled

For beneath his stunning, gilded armor

He was simply an a*s in aluminum foil