My Stalker

Why aren't you in bed, psycho
Linda stays quiet
Do you hear that echo?
Footsteps coming from above n below
Only see her shadow
After 5 years, it got mellow
She mails me homemade jello
Made from her pee
Pure green yellow
That's her way of saying hello
Linda,
Here's my p***y for you to borrow
Here's my number if he needs a blow
I'll help his weenie grow
But no threesome with you
Just so you know
Been hiding behind 3 days in a row
Spying on your personal sex show

It feels so wrong
But it feels just right
The feeling is so strong
She's stealing all Linda's belong
Replacing it with her thong
God, it gets more n more wrong
As I'm writing this stalker song
Looking behind me
Feeling eyes are on me

That girl tries to put in a trance
Voodoo me with her dance
Hypnotize with her glance
Gonna take a piece of whats in my pants
Frame it,
Worship it every chance
That's her meaning of romance

Cupboard filled with pictures
My head cut out stick beside hers
Knife prints over Linda's head
Fantasizing how Linda is dead
While she masturbates on our bed
Baby, we should pack to fled
That's what my wife said
But I went n got a nine instead

On our wedding day
Nine cocked in my bouquet
Walk down the pathway
Linda's there looking beautiful
Just like everyday
Priest with that fake toupee
Gets the ceremony underway
Snap, lights out
Now to my dismay
Comes rushing in the valet
Get down get down!
She's in the building!
Guest screaming
Running all around
Panic like disco is in town
Hold on tight to Linda
But wheres my marriage bliss
Suppose to seal it with a kiss

Look down to the floor
Blood all over the priest
It's coming from his wrist
Its my stalker, oh geez
Her body starting to freeze
Eyes still staring at me
Never planned a killing spree
Only wanted to be my baby
By taking her own life
She's now forever in our memory.