Magistrate Templeton : Writing

Chapter one: Off the ship and into the nude

Chapter one: Off the ship and into the nude

A Chapter by Magistrate Templeton


The year was 1765, after the birth of Christ our lord and savior, may he stomp his feet upon our mortal dwellings and extinguish our miserable lives,..
Letter to Bailiff of Templeton Borough

Letter to Bailiff of Templeton Borough

A Chapter by Magistrate Templeton


Dear Bailiff in standing, While touring Templeton Borough, I couldn't help but notice that several ladies of age were in violation of chartered clothi..
Letter to an ole bean

Letter to an ole bean

A Chapter by Magistrate Templeton


Sire Frederick Vanderhallen, I must express my sincere gratitude for the parcel you sent to me from Jordan this last week. I immediately imbibed the s..
Letter to Sire Chesterhill

Letter to Sire Chesterhill

A Chapter by Magistrate Templeton


My good friend, I write to you this fine morning so that I might relate to you the events that you missed last week at the Annual Templeton Estate Jou..
A letter to the Proprietor

A letter to the Proprietor

A Chapter by Magistrate Templeton


Dear Proprietor of the Southgate Market, Let me begin our discussions by asking one quaint question. At what time in the course of human events was it..
Letter to Offal Factory workers

Letter to Offal Factory workers

A Chapter by Magistrate Templeton


Dear Offal Factory Workers,I must sincerely apologize for the most foul sewage that came down the pipe from the Templeton estate yester-morning. For a..
An interesting afternoon at Templeton estate

An interesting afternoon at Templeton estate

A Story by Magistrate Templeton


An interesting series of events occurred most recently while I was basking in the early afternoon sun at my estate. I had my best maidservant vigorous..